I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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