Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
i need some magic done to my vagina
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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