Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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