Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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