Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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