I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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