Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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