New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
