Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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