My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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