shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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