PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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