if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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