I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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