is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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