my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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