Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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