Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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