Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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