you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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