no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
