she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We left an ass print on the piano.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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