I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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