If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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