the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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