Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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