hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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