You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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