So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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