Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She even gives head with a lisp.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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