We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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