I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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