I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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