i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Are my feet made of real feet?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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