Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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