Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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