did you get engaged???
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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