Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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