physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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