Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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