just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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