gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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