Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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