hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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