no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
