the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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