nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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