David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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