It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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