Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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