Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Just puked most of my soul out..
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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